And so the new heir has been anointed by his mother's amniotic fluid, and all around this happy, constitutionally significant, and above all, deeply human event has been the suffocating royalist craziness that in recent years has enjoyed a phenomenal resurgence in the UK. Dewy-eyed folk from all kinds of social backgrounds have merrily joined in the fuzzy zeitgeist that accompanies most births - though usually on a far smaller scale. Of course, as royalty is the grandest tradition of the UK, those arch-traditionalists on the right of the political spectrum have been the most vociferous in their praise of Prince William and his rags-to-riches fairytale wife, Kate.
The Daily Mail, Tele(Tory)graph and Express are well known for their adulation of the monarchy, with Princess Diana (for example) having been repeatedly sainted as a martyr to the cruel vagaries of the Windsors and the hounding of the press. No; the irony is not lost on me either.
A little reflection on the behaviour of the Right does shine a stark light on the hypocrisy of the campaign against an over-generous welfare state and the vitriol that is directed towards immigrants and immigration.
Immigrant family
The heredity of the Royal family is one of its defining features, and is consequently very well detailed, and widely known. Queen Elizabeth II is descended from the union between English Queen Victoria, and German Prince Albert. The family carried its patrilineal surname of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha until the First World War, when George V adopted Windsor as the family name, against a backdrop of anti-German sentiment. Our present Queen Elizabeth II is, of course, married to Greek Prince Phillip.
Immigration is thus at the centre of our monarchy, but anti-immigrant sentiment is at a 3-year high, with 57% of respondents to a recent YouGov poll saying that immigration is one of the most important issues facing the country [1]. The right-wing press carry scare stories about immigration on a daily basis, and the Tories have had their support heavily dented by the stronger anti-immigration rhetoric of UKIP (though this is now fading). It is unsurprising then that the public are grossly misinformed about immigration, believing, for example, that 1 in 4 Britons are Muslim [2]. Political affiliation with the right, royal approval and opposition to immigration are well-aligned [3], with royal support far greater among Tory voters.
Welfare scroungers
What then about the public money that the Queen enjoys as part of her Sovereign Support Grant of around £35 million? Quite why a woman who has a net worth of around £350 million should need a 'support grant' is unclear, but the money comes from the Crown Estates, whose earnings from various properties and vast tracts of the countryside are paid directly to the Treasury. It is clear that the role of head of state doesn't require such enormous sums of money - the Presidency of Ireland costs a mere 100th of the cost of the UK's monarchy. Could there then be a more undeserving recipient of millions of pounds of the nation's money than an already fantastically wealthy woman who carries out a largely ceremonial function which, in the main, consists of the hardship of hosting delegations of foreign leaders at exquisitely catered dinners?
With 500,000 people depending on food banks, with tens of thousands forced out of their homes due to the withdrawal of housing benefits, with the slashing of income support for the disabled and unemployed, it is disheartening to find that support for the retraction of the welfare state in such a strong position. But strong it is, and while not confined to the political right, it is the monarchy-loving right that most strongly support it [4].
Underachieving
What about their academic merit? Well, the Windsors are hardly high academic achievers, with the Queen having no formal qualifications. Harry has only grades B and D at A level, and Anne shares this achievement with two A level grades. Charles at least studied at Trinity College Cambridge, and managed a 2:2 Bachelor of Arts, while Prince William seems the most capable of them all, holding a 2:1 in Geography from St Andrews. Most have had undistinguished military careers, with the exception of Anne and Edward, who quit his military training early and has filled his time dabbling in the entertainment industry since.
The Right preach a meritocracy - that success is the product of industry, and that financial security is not a right, but the fruit of productive endeavour. These, as you can see, are hardly attributes of the Royal family, but the Right daren't admit that success might come from anything other than the individual's honest effort.
Mammon
Why then are the Royals so popular? The fact appears to be that many in this country worship money; have enough of it, and you can be forgiven all sorts of morally dubious things. Those pesky bankers are generally forgiven for having betted and lost with the public's savings, but if you dare have a spare bedroom in your council house, be prepared to run for cover.
To the monarchist Right, it seems that you can be forgiven for being a work-shy, underachieving welfare-scrounger from immigrant stock, just as long as you're fabulously wealthy.
[1]http://yougov.co.uk/news/2013/05/08/immigration-concern-hits-three-year-high/
[2]http://www.ipsos-mori.com/researchpublications/researcharchive/3188/Perceptions-are-not-reality-the-top-10-we-get-wrong.aspx
[3]http://cdn.yougov.com/cumulus_uploads/document/op0kyy7ttc/YG-Archive-Royal-family-results-100613.pdf
[4]http://d25d2506sfb94s.cloudfront.net/cumulus_uploads/document/5tdopkoktm/YG-Archive-Pol-Sunday-Times-results-04-060113.pdf